In the era of “fake news” (or calling everything fake news) the Onion still stands unmatched at true satire even the dumbest of dummies couldn’t think was real, right?
Wrong.
Thanks to the subreddit /r/AteTheOnion, we are happy to present you 35 people genuinely believing these articles to be real news.
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I have a hard time believing this. She’s been playing since 1995 in front of both live fans and tv viewers and not one person has noticed that she has a racket in each hand?!?!?
— BillInAChinaSchlep (@InSchlep) July 10, 2018
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Its called a girl ffs
— Bring back Pretzel Crust (@pretzel_crust_) March 1, 2019
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Tasteless!!!!! Boycott Subway!!!!!
— SheddingDennis (@Denise57276104) September 11, 2018
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this is the UGLIEST thing I have ever read. am going to delete my Twitter Account.
— Lou Pope (@loubird23) April 19, 2018
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