16. Honestly, I agree with her. Don’t shoplift the pootie.
17. He probably is worn out from all the work he didn’t do today.
18. Asking a woman her age AND if she’s pregnant. The entitlement double whammy.
19. If only there were some way.
20. Get a job in the mall and they’ll lock you in there at night.
21. I don’t miss flying nor do I miss entitled people on flights.
22. Better have three separate tickets.
23. Looking for the “real thing” (cash).