41.
When I was younger I used to think people in their thirties are grown ups. Now I realise, we’re just big kids with responsibilities 😥😥😥
— Awethu Fatyela (@Awethu_F) April 11, 2017
42.
I made the list of women in their 30s who are having diarrhea because their breakfast didn’t agree with them, but u don’t see me bragging!!!
— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) December 1, 2020
43.
Birthday party in my 20s: Friends puking in my sink
Birthday party in my 30s: Friends asking if they can use my floss picks
— Kelsey Bailey (@notmerylstreep) October 29, 2018
44.
Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— LEGO Joseph Smith (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
45.
Adult friendships :/ pic.twitter.com/7BgCgZZPzZ
— Anum (@AnumRashid25) June 21, 2018
46.
REALITY TV PITCH: The Bachelor but for making friends as an adult. Replace chopper rides w/text misunderstandings & smoothie walk ‘n’ talks.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 23, 2017
47.
adult friendships are texting each other “nah that’s not embarrassing you’re just human” until you die
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 22, 2017
48.
It’s crazy being in your mid-30s and having friends who are neurologists, award-winning writers, and CEOs and being like, “Wow, I remember when that person was so drunk that we got kicked out of the Olive Garden in Times Square.”
— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) March 2, 2019
49.
Having friends in your thirties is just a game of chicken to see who admits being tired first
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) September 13, 2018
50.
Words are different when you’re older:
Friend: I got high
Me: Cholesterol? Me too
— Andrew Schiavone (@aschiavone) January 3, 2019