14. You seem fun.
15. In that hat? No, sir.
16. Currently looking for a place to crash, not a crazy person though.
17. Big ask of an alcoholic, miss.
18. April seems chill.
19. Give me all your time right away, please.
20. The last one was a bridge too far.
21. What would Jeff think?
22. Never have I ever paid for anything in my life.
23. Feed me, buddy!
24. Literally, buy me stuff.
h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars