16. Did a goose do this?
17. Don’t knock it until you try it.
18. People need help finding it.
19. When a child find’s grandpa’s label maker, she becomes the vandal of the house.
20. They point you where to go.
21. Encouraging basic hygiene.
22. Give this vandal a lifetime appointment.
23. Say no to cleaning up stuff.
24. “Egads, my knob!”
25. Please. We deserve it.
26. A wise man once said…
27. Better than the boring mess that was there.
28. More likely to buy these now, honestly.
29. I can finally relax. What a nice choice.
30. Hey, girl, what are you doing later?
