Hey. How are you? It’s Dan. Sorry. Did I interrupt? My bad. I’m sorry. I’m overthinking things. I’m nervous. Sadly, I haven’t talked to another human being in a year. My social anxiety is through the roof. Luckily, I found a bunch of funny memes about overthinking that we can read together.
I like you. And I like having friends and relating to others. It’s my favorite hobby. Haha. Does that count as a hobby? Listen, do you like me? Ha! Of course, you do! I was joking. Unless, you know, there’s something you want to get off your chest. No? We’re good? OK. Good.
Sorry, again. I thought you thought I thought this wasn’t going well. It is, though. It’s going extremely well.
If you overthink everything like I do, you’ll love these hilarious memes about anxiety:
1. The time has come.
2. What is time, really?
3. I can only feel anger and denial these days.
4. My go-to.
5. Shake it off!
My anxiety over misreading that handshake-or-hug moment takes up way too much space in my brain.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 8, 2013
6. Literally me.
me over thinking everything I see pic.twitter.com/C3LsEibRSh
— Isa🔔 (@Isabel_S_) December 28, 2017
7. Nothing good can come from the doorbell.
My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings:
1. Murderer
2. Police telling me everyone is dead
3. That book I ordered about positive thinking— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) January 7, 2016
8. The brain is working harder during sleep.
Me: Omg I'm so tired, I can't wait to get some sleep.
*repeatedly dreams about stressful situations*
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) October 30, 2017
9. Don’t look at me!
10. Hold it in.
11. The extra underwear has never failed me.
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
— no quema cuh romance (@gilineezy) December 28, 2018
12. Pick up your cues, please.
https://infj-fish.tumblr.com/post/154415952260/yeah-um-i-already-played-out-this-confrontation
13. Great, now imagine you actually wrote the jokes. That’s my life.
u know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it out loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts
— alexis (@alexismayse) July 14, 2018
14. I’m sorry. Are you waiting for me to say something?
15. Could have said “move” like a normal jerk.
16. It’s in the secret bookshelf compartment, wait. I’ll go check. Yes. It’s still there.
https://twitter.com/dumper_pupper69/status/1032105352643391488
17. Making it look easy.
PERSON: You always seem so chill.
ME EXTERNALLY: oh thanks
ME INTERNALLY: pic.twitter.com/KIbrhufZB1— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 21, 2016
18. Eat it up.
https://twitter.com/brokeangeI/status/853420783762362369
19. Let me sleep, brain. My body needs it!
Me: Goodnight.
Brain: Pssst.
Me: What?
Brain: What disease do you think we have?
— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015
20. Seems normal.
anxiety be like:
me: what a nice car ride
brain: yes but what if u stay single forever & never have kids
me: pic.twitter.com/wxevTskh3T
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) October 19, 2015