These people can’t stop lying on the internet for attention. It’s weird, but it’s hard to look away. My personal favorites are when you can tell it’s just what they *wished* they had said to someone who made them mad.
These people just couldn’t resist going out of their way to make some terrible creative writing for us. Thanks, folks, stay weird!
1. Now he can throw it really fast at someone and end them.
2. Please go touch grass.
3. I can sense that this person is in an MLM.
4. Are the straights okay?
5. This person does not know how lightbulbs work.
6. No, they did not.
7. Your five year old was drawing on the wall with a crayon.
8. (Where Harry Potter is from)
9. Why are you sending men money in the morning?
10. He’s putting them on all his fingers for sure.
11. So does this person like cops or not?
12. That kangaroo would have ended him.
13. Ah! Making fun of a homeless person, nice.
14. This is such creepy behavior.
15. Should everyone be allowed to have social media?
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