16. Mike knows who he is.
17. Wow.
18. This was going so well…
19. Are you patronizing me, Sir?
20. I too am that.
21. This is a solid one.
22. New year, new you.
23. Why bother?
24. The only time you see it.
25. A short story.
26. Nothing ever changes.
27. Either way…
h/t Reddit: r/Suicidebywords