The COVID vaccine has arrived! And so have the funny COVID vaccine memes. All you have to do now is find an appointment. And then wait 2 weeks before you get the second dose. Then wait another two weeks. Oh, and there are side effects. Personally, my second Moderna dose felt like some weird flu. How did I get it so quickly? I’m glad you asked. My BMI is 33. I did it. I gained the COVID weight and then gained the COVID vaccine as a result.
For the rest of you unvaccinated plebians, I’ve collected a number of funny tweets and memes about the vaccine that you can read and enjoy while you wait. Soon, you too will be shaking and feeling strange chills through your body. But that means the drug is working and soon you can experience all those aches and pains because you’re hungover after a night of hanging out with people you hate. I’m kidding. You don’t have to see them at all.