16. Not a chance!
17. Got him.
18. It’s important to realize this quickly.
19. That was easy.
20. I’m not sure what dating even is anymore. You flirt with cats?
21. Women love dirty talk.
22. Search the whole wide world just to find you.
23. That’s the proof.
24. It never rains but it pours.
25. For my next trick…
26. You thought!
27. I like you without the glasses, babe.
28. Different strokes, I guess.
29. A lot going on in this tweet.
30. Not that awkward.
31. If you’re using video game references like this… maybe that’s the reason?
32. Wrong concern.
33. Putting out the vibes.
34. Welp.
35. Good answer.
36. Conan gets it.
h/t Reddit: r/suicidebywords