People be shopping. Everyone loves a bargain, sure. But, did you know that some people shop strictly for status instead of quality and price? There’s a reason you can sort by “most expensive” on most websites. Did you not know that? Hmm, guess you’re not making as much as I thought. Honestly, conspicuous consumption has gotten out of control and these ridiculous expensive items prove it.
Weird expensive stuff shows your personality better than people you choose to hang out with or words you choose to use. They say: “look, I actually spent money on this!” These tweets from people who relish the oddities they find while shopping online specifically at Nordstrom’s prove just that. Consider purchasing them and sending them directly to me. I’ll wear a diamond-studded chair to a party. I’m ready to live my best life.