16. Got him.
17. Why won’t someone, anyone… tell me I suck.
18. Pretty hard existence.
19. Almost forget that I have taste!
20. Who asked?
21. I would have graduated but I was too busy becoming great at something.
22. I’ll settle for all the likes.
23. Wow, that sounds brutal.
24. Really? Say it in Spanish.
25. Thank god you spilled this humble brag out into the world instead.
26. Well, I’d like you to know that I didn’t do this.
27. Sorry, I’m seeing the world.
28. Tell me in what world is fairness fair?
29. Wish there were a way to send my push notifications directly to my Facebook page.
30. Hate it when this happens.
