16. How dare you?
“My mom stopped dating a guy because he unfastened and refastened the velcro on his shoes throughout an entire movie at a movie theater.” –hyteck9
17. We’re done here.
“On the first and only date – she chewed her food with her mouth open – it was so distracting I couldn’t bear it.” –Nova_rez
18. Why, though?
“Walked with T.Rex arms. Not while standing or sitting. Just walking.” –dustydooshe
19. It’s suspicious.
“When I was in college, a girl wouldn’t go on a second date with me because my dorm room was too clean.” –I_feel_so_mop
20. I think this is fine. Fool me once…
“Been married twice. Both were named Kim. I don’t even talk to Kim’s now. All Kimmed out.” –LostallmyGAFs
21. A rose by any other name would be as annoying.
“She kept using the word “Redonkulous” in normal conversation. I felt my soul dying every time I heard it.” –Fromhe
22. A little too dirty.
“Everything was going great, thought she was an amazing girl and we’d been seeing each other for two months. Go to her house for the first time and it was a little messy, but nothing to write home about. Then I go to the bathroom and put up the toilet seat… I don’t think she’d ever cleaned the bottom of the toilet seat given how disgusting it was. From then on, the only thing I could think about when talking or being with her was that disgusting toilet seat.” –sctrojans1112
23. A most familiar tale.
“She once wanted a burger without chips. I wanted one with chips. She ate all of my chips. Her reason was that because I wasn’t eating my chips because I didn’t want them. I asked her if I didn’t want then why did I order them?” –willbeonekenobi
h/t Reddit: r/askreddit