You can buy anything online these days. Unfortunately, I do mean anything. The Twitter account @StrangeSellers proves people will try to sell literal trash or their own bodies on Facebook and Craigslist. These unusual marketplace posts are funny and scary at the same time. Every single image tells a strange story of people with too much spare time. Honestly, I’m here for it. I’m looking to buy that sexy Kermit statue so that my neighbors stop talking to me.
I would love to haggle with some of these people who decided to post dirty underwear. Frankly, I’d like to know if they’re even aware of what they posted. I have so many questions. And yet, I laughed at every one of these. I wish the Hemingway story went “For Sale. Hulk Arms. For Chickens.” That tells a much sadder and scarier story, I think.
I hope you enjoy these strange sellers too.
Here are the weirdest real things people actually tried to sell online:
1. Take cockfighting to a whole new level.
2. How many miles on that bad boy, though?
3. Must still be illegal somehow.
4. I can’t unsee this.
5. I’m sure it did start a conversation.
6. Sir, please look away.
7. Do not eat.
8. Want to lower the price a little?
9. I choose to believe this is true.
10. Listen, I need the gig.
11. You’re really rolling the dice if you purchase this used.
12. I’m hungry enough to say yes.
13. Vitage.
14. Creative and horrifying.
15. I’m disgusted by would like to try.
