16. Free press is never free.
17. You’re dead to me.
18. Pony up.
19. Hear me out: what if you paid me for my labor?
20. That’s not a job, really.
21. Bad customer service or bad customers?
22. Why can’t I get all the food for free?
23. I hate your work, please change it for me.
24. It’s a doctor, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
25. Good work, everyone. You’ve ruined my day.
26. The creepiest choosing beggar.
h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars