From what they’re tweeting, parents seem to be having a rough time. Especially this year. Children everywhere have the upper hand. They know too much and not enough all at the same time. Consequently, they wield power over their elders. Kids these days are too smart for their own good. Don’t they know where their food and shelter come from? Seemingly, no. They think their parents are big old chauffeurs and bedtime tyrants. Thankfully, parents are on Twitter letting other parents know that being humbled by a toddler is as normal as it is funny.
Whether you have kids or not, these tweets are hilarious. They might, however, make you think twice about bringing life into this world. Forget the imminent Climate Wars they’ll have to fight. These kids are going to rip your self-esteem out of your body and replace it with weird thoughts about the bounds of reality. Good stuff. I fear children.