Here’s a comedy tip: misdirection works most of the time. Even when you tell a joke that people don’t agree with, people appreciate the surprise. Unless, of course, they can see the twist coming. Thankfully, the following funny tweets are original and hilarious and even the funniest reader will say: “you got me.” Jokes aren’t easy to write. You have to sit and think and have a bad childhood. I kid, of course. Plenty of boring people also are capable of writing funny memes and jokes.
If you’re like me, you live for the mundane, surprise-less days. I’m not saying I shun spontaneity. I do, however, like all my daily shocks to be in the form of jokes. Anything else stresses me out. I want my surprises compartmentalized. I want a jump scare in a horror film, not while I’m on a jet ski, you know? Maybe I’m boring. I just want coffee and funny memes to fuel my day. Wow. At least I know myself? I’m tired.