16. Losing 2 fingers in a work-related accident on the day my new guitar arrived.
17. My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen.
18. In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap.
19. Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS.
20. No collision or vandalism. The window just decided it didn’t want to be a part of our car anymore.
21. I guess you shouldn’t put glass windows over the grass when it’s 22 degrees Celsius.
22. Raccoons climbed in my garage window and ate all my raccoon repellant.
23. Groundskeeper accidentally sprayed weed killer instead of fertilizer on a school’s football field.
24. When you’re working from home and you hit video instead of audio.
25. I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full-body banana suit.
h/t Reddit: r/wellthatsucks