I’m tired. As a result, my dreams are on hiatus.
Please don’t make me do anything else today. Especially not my job. Honestly, I don’t know if I can write one more word.
Thankfully, I’m not alone. Other overly-caffeinated but uninspired and unmotivated writers are all over Twitter sharing their thoughts on what helps them never get anything done.
It’s hard being ambitious but also not wanting to do anything. You sit and watch TV and think “I should write TV… or at least do any of the activities the characters on my TV are doing.” Is it too late for me to learn how to fish with my estranged son (I don’t have kids yet).
The problem, however, is that a lot of things happen outside or in buildings that won’t allow me to enter without pants on. Frankly, I’m sick of doing things, and I hope after reading these anti-motivational tweets, we’ll all let each other off the hook.
Let’s not pretend we want to have it all. Let’s tell the truth: we want enough money to buy whatever catches our fancy, and we want to have sex every once in a while. That’s it.
If you disagree, read these tweets and tell me you can’t relate. You’re lazy and so am I.
Here are the funniest uninspiring tweets by funny people who can’t seem to stay motivated:
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