16. We can’t have nice things.
17. At least it probably also tastes bad.
18. Use only for its intended purpose.
19. I saw these in a store by the highway once.
20. A tale of fire and ice.
21. Killer stoves.
22. Those things will kill you.
23. Fun times with the family.
24. Another heater to ruin your life.
25. Torture device.
26. It’s our God-given right!
27. Toys were more fun back then.
28. Wow. This was a mistake.
29. Feels like going to the spa, I bet.
30. Don’t hesitate at bath time.
