20+ Jokes For Anyone Who Gets Secretly Excited When Their Plans Get Canceled

The problem with plans is that they’re rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from someone saying they have to cancel plans, the wave of relief that washes over me is so warm and rich you could spread it on toast. For all of my people out there who feel the same, these jokes are for you.

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Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

— It was Allery All Along. (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017

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https://twitter.com/eatinfants/status/960737836977741824

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When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds

— Fade Rautha (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017

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when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I

— Serenity Discko (@serenitydiscko) September 7, 2015

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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/831265088694804481

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my parents, at 27: married, with a kid

me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person

— a m (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016

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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/827216258567278593

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Wyd tonight ?
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI

— KEY (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017

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https://twitter.com/meetmemelato/status/817850793994895360

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https://twitter.com/Swishergirl24/status/447012303771541504

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https://twitter.com/junieboony/status/841072933913145344

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https://twitter.com/danielstrauss/status/687295752406712321

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https://twitter.com/gee_face/status/686419527878348801

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https://twitter.com/AtomicJes/status/680809895935922176

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https://twitter.com/codepo8/status/642296258196074497

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https://twitter.com/IntrovertLiving/status/628406827261100032

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https://twitter.com/VerbsRProudest/status/518086256392417280

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https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/697478673285443584

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https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/647133906056032256