Sex is both fun and funny. I hope, one day, to have it again.
Until that time, I’ll be killing time looking at these funny tweets from people using the hashtag #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween. People are out there sharing the hilarious things that people say on Halloween that could easily be dirty when taken out of context.
Sure, this sounds like something your mom would laugh at, but trust me: there are some funny ones!
Here are all the funny tweets people posts with the hashtag #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween:
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https://twitter.com/SwimmerJlo/status/1453525447170535433
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These are the worst balls I've ever put in my mouth pic.twitter.com/iM9HviIY4V— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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This would be more fun if I wasn't alone. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/DCQlJy2lIM
— Jen๐ฆ๐ง (@JenTusch) October 27, 2021
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How many licks does it take? pic.twitter.com/gWtjOjm7ur— ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ๐ (@HacksawIs) October 27, 2021
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"It's not small. It's fun size."#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/q6iLJZNsIx
— CK (@charley_ck14) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween Aren't You A Little Too Old For This? pic.twitter.com/RrDsRCx5zo
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween inspect everything before you eat it
— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) October 27, 2021
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https://twitter.com/Habsgirl46/status/1453506307688894471
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How come it's only once a year? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/TASqAEW2mk
— Adam (@AdamNextDoor) October 27, 2021
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https://twitter.com/thankisayama/status/1453545994814050304
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She's got big ones pic.twitter.com/dJQQojpEl1— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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Itโs pretty sticky. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/atRcUg4A92
— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 27, 2021
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Be sure to grab a handful #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/1LbTagZYfQ
— Kris With a K โข๏ธ (@FinalGuyKris) October 28, 2021
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I don't think I can fit that in my mouth. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/7b4vkAFV3S
— Steebee ๐๐บ๐ฆ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โก๏ธ โ๏ธ๐คฃโ๐พ (@Stevie_63b) October 28, 2021
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What are you planning to do with that broomstick? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/5xFs8KslJn
— Jen๐ฆ๐ง (@JenTusch) October 27, 2021
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I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/BDjbJoamnf
— ๅ็ทShanzo (@ShanzoNoji) October 27, 2021
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You know you shouldn't but it tastes so Good pic.twitter.com/vLoO0lPyty— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) October 27, 2021
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Ugh, I can't wait to wipe this stuff off my face. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/0XzK3EBEM4
— Brad-Patriot-Smith (@PatRiot87876896) October 27, 2021
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Nice pumpkins #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/09FAY6GHT4
— ๐บ๐ฆHumpDayHashTags๐ซ BLM #VoteBlue ๐บ๐ฆ (@HumpDayHashTags) October 27, 2021
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https://twitter.com/TheTruthIsILie/status/1453583689682755591
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Imma remove those cob webs #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween
— St.Renato๐๐ณ๐ฑMartyrLazyBones โ๐ค๐๐ฑ (@WhyHelloRenato) October 27, 2021
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Why don't you just….leave that mask on…. pic.twitter.com/zcULyx6MW6— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween I want the one with nuts pic.twitter.com/4H7K9qVMzg
— Mars1over (@mars1over1) October 28, 2021