I’ve been a husband for a few months now, and everything is different. For instance, we have a SodaStream now. Pretty wild stuff.
Other than that, everything’s the same. Unfortunately for some men, as soon as the ring slips onto their finger, they forget how to function.
It makes perfect sense. For decades, I’ve been doing things to impress women. Now, if I do that, I will be stabbed by one so, I try my best not to do anything impressive at all.
Except for this stellar post about funny times when husbands failed, of course! Let’s look at these oafs who tried and hilariously failed.