31.
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https://twitter.com/Average_Dad1/status/1376684525053444100?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1376684525053444100%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Ffunny-kid-conversations
34.
Coming this fall to NBC, “This Is Mine”, the heart-wrenching story of a toddler laying claim to things that are not his
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) April 3, 2018
35.
“She poops too much.”
– my son’s review of his new baby sister
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) April 4, 2018
36.
Child: I need help with my homework.
Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 3, 2018
37.
7yo: I like waking up early and hearing the birds chirp.
Wife: If you wake up even earlier you can see the sun rise. It’s beautiful!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 3, 2018
38.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/744582113937207297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E744582113937207297%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftinybeans.com%2Fparents-tweet-conversations-with-their-kids-prove-parenting-is-awesome%2F
39.
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
40.
[Tucking in my 4 year old]
4YO: Daddy??
Me: Yes buddy?
4: We don't fart on friends.
M: Good advice buddy.— Bo Davis (@BoRyan11) November 26, 2016
41.
Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) January 8, 2016
42.
7: I'm beating you!
Me: Ok.
7: I'm way ahead!
Me: I see that.
7: I'm gonna win!
Me:….
My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
— Master of Mediocrity (@charliedelta7) March 13, 2016
43.
Me: Christmas is Jesus' birthday.
4-year-old: What should I get him?
Me: You could be nice to your sisters.
4: I'll get him a hat.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2016