'I Threw A Boob-Themed Party' — 20+ Funny Tweets That Sum Up The Trauma That Is Kid Birthday Parties

If you need a belly laugh, check out these funny kids’ birthday tweets.

As every parent will tell you, kids have some crazy ideas. And on their birthdays, they can go nuts.

These 20 tweets prove that kids’ birthdays are good for cake and gifts and, more importantly, giving adults a much-needed chuckle.

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8 told me that for her next birthday she wants to have an English themed party.
She wants her dad and his soldier friends to crash said party in Eagle costumes.

My kids are weird.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) September 8, 2019

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My daughter is having an 18th birthday party. The theme is “Dress like 2001.” My first thought was: oh, sweet, these kids will look so cool in their clothes from the future. My second thought was: oh, wait, that’s the past. My third thought was: oh, fuck, I’m just old, aren’t I?

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) July 5, 2019

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I threw a Boob-themed party for my daughter's 1st birthday since that was her only interest at the time. I hung busty pin up girl pictures and made boob cupcakes.

This is everything you need to know about my parenting style. pic.twitter.com/mt6YufUKBY

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 11, 2021

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https://twitter.com/metteharrison/status/1587266435427971073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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it’s ok if you were a weird kid, I had a Charlie Chaplin themed party for my 9th birthday and look at me now

— Sarah 🌩 (@16scrawford) December 2, 2020

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My daughter asked for a “husky themed” birthday party, so these happened. pic.twitter.com/1VcNvCb6mi

— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) September 11, 2021

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My kiddo wants a Destiny themed birthday party. This is proving difficult 🥲

— нɛαтнɛʀ ∞ (@HeatherLovelyy) January 17, 2022

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https://twitter.com/wnbagirlfriend/status/1558824391143817218?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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My son is having a watermelon themed birthday party. I went out and bought watermelon candy for goodie bags, red and green crazy straws for the kids, ingredients to make watermelon themed food, watermelon prizes for games…

You know what I forgot to buy? An actual watermelon.

— Cry It Out Mom (@CryitoutMom) June 30, 2021

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My son asked for a NASCAR themed birthday party, I’ve never even watched a NASCAR race before. Where the hell did he come up with that? 😂

— KEVOOOOOOO (@Kevo_Bevo) March 12, 2022

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My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.” pic.twitter.com/UOatqCUSj0

— Casey Feigh (@caseyfeigh) May 29, 2021

Mufasa dying birthday cake - kids birthday party

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The theme for my daughter’s 2nd birthday is “the party that makes Sally Field divorce Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire”

— Andrew Knox (@SoftKnox) July 15, 2022