Remember being a kid? It was a pretty sweet deal. You got free food and didn’t have to know anything about the horrors of the world.
Occasionally, you’d say something you thought made perfect sense, and then all the adults would start laughing. What a feeling. Unless you hated that.
The following kids deserve Nobel Prizes in literature for coming up with hilarious new names for things. Some of them were intentional, some clearly not.
Here are the funniest names kids gave to everyday objects and phrases:
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