29 Freshest And Funniest Tweets Of The Day — So Far (October 7, 2024)

“Stealing packages when you don’t even know what’s inside is so crazy.”

Today’s Twitter highlights are bringing the laughs and keeping things fresh as usual! From people attempting (and failing) at that elusive “I’ll start eating healthier” goal to some hilariously accurate thoughts on why Mondays are just sneakier Sundays that lie about being productive.

Whether you’re procrastinating at work or just looking for a pick-me-up, these funniest tweets so far today have got you covered. Grab your favorite snack, settle in, and let’s pretend together that laughing at these doesn’t make us any less productive.

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