24 Freshest And Funniest Tweets Of The Day — So Far (October 17, 2024)

“A small group of white people is called a dollop.”

Ah, Twitter, where the comedic genius of the masses shines brightest. Today’s lineup is an eclectic mix, as always, with everything from “embracing the Mediterranean sober lifestyle” to the wild complexity of modern-day “good morning” texts.

It’s like everyone’s collectively decided that today is the day to bring their best punchlines. Whether you need a quick laugh or just a solid excuse to procrastinate, these tweets are exactly what the doctor ordered.

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